twitter, by Elon Musk, should be a space of complete freedom, and some Internet users have already understood this concept. Proof with next 20 tweetsand these are all confessions of Internet users. And there really is something for everyone.
On sick day, I played dominoes with the blind and cheated by taking what worked for me from the pickaxe. nobody saw anything at all
i am going to my senior year of college i can fully confess and admit that it was me in lecture halls for several years stealing your hand gel from your desks ladies mdr i dsl it smells too good i prefer comfortable cherry thanks
I confess… My college asked me to do “African braids” ah big, I’m African, of course, not a hairdresser pic.twitter.com/NNCIALDkj1
I was 7 years old and my cousins and I wanted to see if our grandmother’s turtle could fly with its shell, so we threw it out the window.
When I was little, my mother yelled at me in the doctor’s waiting room. I asked him where his father was, knowing that he had recently died. She replied that he had died and I told her, “It’s good for you.”
When I was 10, I showed my cousin’s diary to her mother because she made fun of my love.
I kill all the mosquitoes, I put them in a jar of acid and then I burn it, well done for these little bitches
I confess: I have never watched any of the nine Fast and Furious.
I pierced my roommate’s condoms with a hypodermic needle to get revenge… today is my revenge at age 10
When I was in elementary school, I got fired because I bribed students by handing out Pokémon cards to those who voted for me. I was dumped by a dude and sent guys to beat him up in exchange for my tops.
When I was little in the city, I pooped on the terrace with cats, because I was afraid to go to the toilet, because there were strange animals, one day my uncle said that I don’t understand why cats poop so much lately
When I was little, I broke my teacher’s car window with a rock. There were 2 suspects, but since I was the favorite of the teachers, they considered me innocent and kicked the other one out of the school.
When I was 14 I couldn’t talk to girls because I suddenly got too shy, well one day a man came up to me and said I was handsome, I told her I was gay like she wouldn’t talk to me.
One day I got so much space on my phone that I decided to uninstall the Bible app in order to install Snapchat, and it has haunted me ever since.
I told my little brother to stick his fingers between the two doors, he put them in, I modeled the door, he went to the emergency room.
When I was 18, I flirted with a girl for the sole purpose of having her keep my cat at home as I was going to a festival for 4 days. She sent me pictures every day. I saw it later, I’m a little ashamed
But I didn’t find anyone to keep him
When I was little, my mother made me believe that our American refrigerator had a camera, and one day when I was mad at my parents, I fucked in front of the “camera” for 3 weeks. I was completely stressed when they discovered Images
I also happened to take a snack from my mates Antoine and Marceau a few times in CP, no one ever knew, they were idiots, they left it in the back pocket of their school bag, I just had to serve myself
I was 12 years old and believed in people pretending to be operators to get you to win like this and I called the number that was supposed to dial codes etc. And a week later Bouygues sent a message to my parents. 200 euros paid because of me. and they don’t know
I sucked on my hamster trying to clean his cage.
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