10 Stylish Tips for Surviving a Launch Party

1 – DO NOT LOOK AT TRADING

Especially if it’s not your starting bank and you haven’t played in a while. Sometimes, when we’d like to dazzle an ex, we want to go back and throw something in the eyes of ex-colleagues or N+1s. “Look how happy I am without you! How well I did to slam my dem! How you bite your fingers for firing me! (your choice, yes).” And that’s how you put on too many clothes that openly signal that you haven’t progressed further. Your real goal (to impress everyone) is to stay subtle. Thus, you will resist the temptation of pomp. This is not the right place and it would be misinterpreted. Especially since most of the guests will be dressed normally because they are still on site and will be working there on D-Day.

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2. CHOOSE “COMPLIABLE LEAN SOFTWARE”

Is this your starter drink? Thus, you will be dealing with more than one bag of chips or a pack of beer during the course of the evening. Then you fill the garbage bags at the end, in front of two or three very drunk survivors who will close with you. Avoid anything that might interfere with movement or expose your erogenous zones if you’re styling or cleaning, and bend over in front of bystanders. No deep neckline. No crop top. No miniskirt.

3 – ALSO CHOOSE “COMPATIBLE HEADS”

Because a successful starting bank is a starting bank that starts spinning. You have to guess and be sure when you sit on the tables and dance in the open space. Therefore, you should be able to take off your shoes with dignity (check pedicure/hairy toes/sock integrity the night before) and not have an unobstructed view of the perineum. Especially if it’s not your starter drink, and the next morning you’ll find the whole clique on the board of directors.

4 NO LITTLE BLACK DRESS

Yes, of course, you don’t know what to wear, and of course it’s tempting. But you didn’t come here to bury your career. In addition, in photographs this is rarely possible, especially under neon lighting. If you want to be chic and glow, opt for bright colors or a casual print (Hawaiian shirt with chic pants, why not?)

5 – BEWARE OF THE PANDA

You are not immune to tears, especially if your colleagues have prepared a tribute for you. And since you are a wonderful person, so be it. Same story if you see someone walk away and the emotional sequence begins. It’s amazing how sentimental you get when people leave (or after a few drinks). So you avoid panda eyes with some precautions: waterproof makeup, handkerchiefs, tactical retreat to the toilets. If you’re not afraid that it will be on your teeth, red without transfer can save you in the evening, while compensating for a too businesslike appearance if you leave a meeting.

6 – NOT WHITE TOP OR PANTS

The starting drink is this space-time brace, when responsible adults suddenly become as dirty as three-year-olds. And spill countless glasses of rosé or guacamole toast on your fellows. You were not born yesterday, so you will foresee. A beautiful impeccable blouse or light trousers are not relevant today.

7 – FLAT OR HEEL?

The real dilemma. Yes, you will be standing for several hours, but it is doable if there is carpet in the offices. However, since you may not be able to travel home, it’s best to avoid long walks in heels. Unless you take a taxi. Or that you will reach a stage of euphoria when walking barefoot down the street seems like the perfect way to end this unforgettable evening.

8 – ASSUME SELF-IGNITION ON D-2

Of course, a “tanned” complexion is welcome. Especially on sunny days, when it can be attributed to a few open-air bridges, and not to an old-fashioned cheat. Or you rescheduled and started a course of sun capsules three weeks early. Or you have a bottle of good old self-tanner with milk, and there you will avoid smearing it on the same day or the day before. The unique hamster smell after application will not tolerate too much intimacy with your former or current colleagues. Because the farewell party is also promiscuity and old files that we whisper to each other, mocking in the ear.

9 – BE CAREFUL WITH OUTSIDE SIGNS OF WEALTH

Luxury bag, luxury jacket… Avoid any clothes or accessories that you will have to leave unattended during the evening. In the starting pot, we don’t know everyone, sometimes there is scale, and sometimes mowing with scale. And then it is also the context in which the gossip and comparison radar is activated. If you are one of the highest paid invitees, do you want everyone to know about it? If so, okay, come with aplomb and your overpriced bag. But if not…

10 – PREFER ALREADY Worn CLOTHES

New clothes are a stranger, and this stranger can betray you. A buttonhole that opens every 3 minutes, a dress or skirt that you didn’t notice in the fitting room, etc. Of course, you have the right to shop on occasion, some occasions require it. But it is enough in advance to have time to conduct a crash test of the novelty in a day, to make sure of its comfort and reliability. Your evening depends on it.

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